Monday, February 8, 2010

Geek Date Report

Had a great first date with a scientist who was whip smart, cute, well-dressed and had very nice teeth.  I imagine he flosses regularly and is very aware of the massive amounts of bacteria in any given mouth.  He seemed to dig that I am a smart chick and we had one of the more colorful and non-first datey conversations.  We covered the Pre-Socratics, gender roles, cultural relativism, bacterial fingerprints (note: a footprint is not the same as a fingerprint as there are important nucleotides... er, something), genital mutilation, beer, and music preferences (Rise Against - Me, Billy Joel - Him).  His musical preferences not withstanding, I like this one.

Dear non-existant readers, I was on my best behavior and didn't make a drunken slag of myself.  I made a slightly tipsy friendly slag of myself and am very pleased with this improvement.  Yay for keeping it in my pants! 

He's sent me two random texts since them - here's hoping he calls for a second date!

Monday, February 1, 2010

To Lucy, From Your Vagina

Dear Lucy,

It's me, your vagina.  Long time no see.  No seriously, I still exist down here.  There's a whole nether world of your body that you've been neglecting lately, me and my friends the lady bits.  And your current lack of sex, while depressing, is no excuse for a little helping hand.  Or vibrator.  Or tight pair of jeans on a dryer.  Sweet Jesus, anything!  We're dying down here! 

Love, V

P.S.  Get laid soon or else we're taking hostages!  Now go read some tasty smut: Black Dagger Brotherhood